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Real plane crash pictures.. unbelivable Februari 1, 2007

Filed under: English,Nice Picz — inboc @ 10:14 am

Last month a B737 had a mid air collision with a Embraer Legacy while cruising at 35,000 feet over South America . The Embraer Legacy, though seriously damaged, with the winglet ripped off, managed to make a landing at a nearby airstrip in the midst of the Amazon jungle. The crew and passengers of the Embraer Legacy had no idea what they had hit. The B737, however, crashed killing all crew and passengers on board.

The two photos attached above were apparently taken by one of the passengers in the B737, after the collision and before the aircraft crashed. The photos were retrieved from the camera’s memory stick. You will never get to see photos like this. In the first photo there is a gaping hole in the fuselage through which you can see the tailplane and vertical fin of the aircraft. In the second photo one of the passengers is being sucked out of the gaping hole.

Photos taken inside the plane.

These photos were found in a digital Casio Z750, amidst the remains in Serra do Cachimbo. Although the camera was destroyed, the Memory Stick was recovered. Investigating the serial number of the camera the owner could be identified, as Paulo G. Muller, an actor of a theatre for children known in the outskirts of Porto Alegre . It can be imagined that he was standing during the impact with the Embraer Legacy, and during the turbulence he managed to take these photos,

Seconds after the tail loss the aircraft plunged, so the camera was found near the cockpit. the structural stress probably ripped the engines away, diminishing the falling speed, protecting the electronic equipment but not, unfortunately, the victims. Paulo Muller leaves behind two daughters, Bruna and Beatriz, from a previous relationship.

 

CERITA AYAM

Filed under: Funny — inboc @ 10:03 am

Di sebuah peternakan ayam, di sana ada 25 ayam betina dan 1 ayam jago

(jantan) yang umurnya sudah tua sekali. Karena merasa ayam jago yang tua
tadi sudah melewati masa produktif-nya, si pemilik peternakan memutuskan
untuk membeli 1 ayam jago lagi yang masih muda.

Tentu saja hal ini membuat si Ayam jago tua menjadi merasa tersaingi.

Si Tua : Eh, kamu jangan serakah ya. Ayam betinanya kan ada 25, kamu boleh ambil yang 15 sedang aku yang 10 ekor.
Si Muda : Tidak bisa. Kamu kan sudah tua dan loyo, pokoknya semua buat aku.

Si Tua : Kalau begitu mendingan kita lomba saja, siapa yang menang boleh ambil semua ayam betina yang ada disini.

Si Muda : Boleh !!!, mau lomba apa ?

Si Tua : Lomba lari 100 m.

Si Muda : Ok, gak masalah.

Si Tua : Tapi karena aku sudah tua, aku minta untuk lari duluan di depanmu 25 m

Si Muda : Boleh (dengan penuh keyakinan).

Lomba lari dimulai. Ayam jago tua lari dulu 25 meter, kemudian Ayam jago yang muda menyusul dengan kecepatan dua kali lipat.

Eh, waktu hampir bisa nyusul ayam tua, si ayam jago muda menggelepar dan
mati seketika ditembak oleh pemiliknya.

Sambil memungut ayam muda tadi, si pemilik menggerutu.. .

“SIAL, INI AYAM JAGO-HOMO ke SEPULUH YANG AKU BELI BULAN INI.

BUKAN-NYA NGEJAR BETINA, MALAH NGEJAR AYAM JAGO TUA INI !!!.”

 

Prisoners and hats puzzle

Filed under: Riddle — inboc @ 9:51 am

According to the story, four prisoners are arrested for a crime, but the jail is full and the jailer has nowhere to put them. He eventually comes up with the solution of giving them a puzzle so if they succeed they can go free but if they fail they are executed.

Red Blue Hat

The jailer puts three of the men sitting in a line. The fourth man is put behind a screen (or in a separate room). He gives all four men party hats (as in diagram). The jailer explains that there are two red and two blue hats. The prisoners can see the hats in front of them but not on themselves or behind. The fourth man behind the screen can’t see or be seen by any other prisoner. No communication between the men is allowed.

If any prisoner can figure out and say (out loud) to the jailer what colour hat he has on his head all four prisoners go free. The puzzle is to find how the prisoners can escape.

Can they escape?

How?

 

HOW TO ASK FOR A RAISE

Filed under: Funny — inboc @ 9:16 am

How not to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!
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Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Norman $mith

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The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

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Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing Noticeably well as yet.NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United State s may go into aNOther recession. After the November presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

 

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Filed under: Uncategorized — inboc @ 9:06 am

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